Gotta catch them all

Bush schill Tony Snow wants to collect minorities so people stop asking him why Bush's staff is pretty much completely lilly white. "Let me leave no one behind. Just, every group, raise your hand, we want you," he says. That's not pandering, is it?

Meanwhile Bush is trying to con African-Americans into coming back to the Republican party. For any stupid enough to do so, I refer you to the case of Hurricane Katrina & George Bush vs. Everyone Not Lily White. But hey, he gets a point for stating the obvious, "I understand that many African-Americans distrust my political party."

Then again, this is the same ass-clown who has refused to even speak to the NAACP until his poll numbers plunged to ranking next to testicular cancer in popularity.

More on Bush finding out that the world is tired of his cowboy crap.

Bonus corruption. We find out that Bush actively blocked a Justice Department investigation into whether or not his spying on Americans without a warrant program was even legal. Look, the guy doesn't even care about rule of law. Respect that? Never.

In science news, the Senate passed a pro-stem cell research bill, knowing full well that Bush would veto it. Let that sink in. It is his first veto. He did it purposely off-camera, in the shadows like he does all his evil deeds. He bases his decision on false premises and outright lies, pandering to hateful, anti-science, anti-progress, bigoted alliance of fake Christians and rednecks. This is nothing new, but to deny scientific advancement to a country that really could gain from the research, not to mention the jobs, is just despicable.

Feel angry yourself? Maybe ashamed for those of you who actually voted for this creep? Let your elected representatives know what you think.

Speaking of being anti-science, NASA has a new mission statement that all but stops it from working on matters concerning the Earth's environment. Specifically, Bushites have take out the part where NASA is supposed "To understand and protect our home planet." Nice.

More Republican't and Nazi news:

- John Boehner, who was supposed to clean up the House after DeLay DeFiled the institution, is actually taking in lobbyist money faster than his predecessor. He didn't clean up the House, he streamlined the corruption process.

- Ralph Reed, who recently lost an election for Lieutenant Governor of Georgia, is profiled by GQ this month. If you didn't already know it, the poster boy for fundamentalist hatemonger "Christians" is an utterly corrupt piece of dog crap. I'm glad he lost, but I'm sure he's not done trying to destroy America.

- Pete Coors - Nazi, Republican, beer brewer - lost his driver's license on a - wait for it - drunk driving charge. Gives him more time to read Mein Kampf I guess.