Good news, bad news

"Let's not blame what's happening in Iraq on Rumsfeld....the fact is, the generals on the ground are in charge, and he works closely with them and the president."

- John Boehner, American traitor

"I am committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president."

- Walden O'Dell, Diebold CEO, 2003

John Boehner is still defending Rumsfeld, to the point where he now blames our military leaders and the troops themselves. John Stewart wonders if Bush even listens to said generals.

Bush has given the executive office to power to arbitrarily declare martial law wherever he sees fit. That may become important next week.

The U.S. has fallen to 53rd place in terms of press freedom. We are now tied with such freedom-loving places as Botswana, Croatia, and Tonga.

The White House is aiding in push polls where they call people to try to reduce voter turnout. They can't get enough votes themselves so they are trying to discourage people from voting at all.

Doesn't really matter apparently as - in Florida and a state near you I imagine - you can vote for the Democrats all you want, but your electronic voting machine will chose a Republican. And no, it isn't random, it ALWAYS favors the GOP.

I'm sure the White House will call it a coincidence.

Limbaugh gets a free pass from the press, despite being a cruel bigot and vile piece of crap. Meanwhile, the same "liberal media" is shredding Nancy Pelosi, who MAY become Speaker of the House next week. May. As in, the election hasn't happened and they are already jumping her ass. Morons.

Why is a massive shredder truck going to the Cheney residence?

Meanwhile, Republicans are already making excuses for losing and the election is still a week away.

Bush wants single people until 30 to stop having sex and is spending $50 million a year to spread the message. That's a shitload of body armor we're not buying as far as I'm concerned.

The government wants to fondle your boob job. All in the name of national security, of course.

Lynne Cheney's smut novel and her way-psycho performance on CNN the other day.

Ken Melman talks a good game about how pure his party is, but the truth is, his party actually DOES take money from the porn industry. Casting stones early, aren't you Ken?

Oh, the good news....

The Wall Street Journal thinks that Democratic control of Congress will be good for the economy. Reuters concurs, stating that the Dow could rise due to a Democratic takeover.

Apparently, Lucas may not have meant to foreshadow Bush with Revenge of the Sith, but he does note that the story eventually does have a happy ending. Here's hoping George.

I meant Lucas. Not you, you overblown, spoiled twit.