Dear Canada,
We're sorry our Disney team won your sport's highest honor. We realize it is embarassing. Hell, I'm ashamed myself.
And we apologize for not letting you win the Cup in 14 years. (Not to mention stealing damn near all your hockey teams and putting them in the desert or swamps. And one baseball team. And do you still have any basketball teams? If so, hand those and the Blue Jays over.)
Seriously, it is total BS. You should be pissed.
You should have come to expect that from us by now though.
Better luck next year.
Signed,
America
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