So long Turd Blossom

So, Karl Rove is resigning. Apparently he decided that he'd done enough evil without oversight and accountability and didn't even want to fight the spineless back of idiots that the Dems have in Congress. You know, turning politics even dirtier than ever before, starting an illegal war, shitting on the Constitution, and being the best and only friend of a moronic faux-Texas asshat must be wearing on the soul.

That said, I'm sure he's not done been a nefarious prick. But for now, good riddance to bad garbage.

Of course, he's playing himself off as some kind of martyr being pursued by people who - gasp! - expect him to be responsible for his dirty deeds. Oh no! Really?

An unfortunately short list of his failures.

That said, Bush is not alone in the world without his admirers. While we know he's joking when he states he's spreading democracy, he recently picked up a new fan: Evil Dictator Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. The Asshole of Africa recently signed a new domestic spying law into effect, using Bush's plans as a template and example.

Great, we're now held up as an example by Third World scumbags. Thanks Bush!

Meanwhile, Al "Torture is Fun!" Gonzales is in Iraq helping them design their legal system. Yet another milestone towards democracy!