Before I head out the door, I wanted to share a few of the idiots I'll be traveling with apparently.
Southwest kicked a girl off its plane for being too revealing in her outfit. One, sure she's a Hooter's waitress, but this is the airline that used to deck out its flight attendants in hot pants. Two, when you look at the outfit, it isn't *that* skimpy. Three, Thursday and Friday nights coming into Vegas from LA and Phoenix are tons of strippers going to work our clubs here. And don't think they're dressed in power suits.
A McDonald's employee was hauled into jail for serving a police officer oversalted burger. Apparently the whole batch of meat was oversalted but the officer, probably rightly so, assumed only he was given the bad burger. Two things though. One, shame on McDonald's for not throwing out the batch. Two, why the hell did the cop finish the burger?
Either way, I think he's going to be eating a lot of spittle in his future.
Bush, trying to expedite his life, celebrated Rosh Hashanah week early this year. This is still not as bad of a timing mishap as his dad moving Pearl Harbor day to September, but it begs the question, "Why can't Bushes read a calendar? And why do we keep getting these idiots in office?"
Have a good week. I'm headed to Phoenix.
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