Recent Morons

An Oregon teacher lost her case that would have allowed her to a pistol to school. Apparently she's got a jackass of an ex-husband, so I sympathize with her. That said, get the damn football team to walk you to your car.

I don't get conservatives. I really don't. Why the hell would you want weapons around hundreds of hormonally imbalanced teenagers? They say it is to prevent school shootings. Hell, look at Finland this week. This stuff happens everywhere. And to be honest, if I knew I could potentially get away with blowing away a high school rival in the unlikely event of an already occurring school shooting and had a gun in my backpack, I'd seriously be thinking about it.

Oh don't be like that, you'd probably do it too.

The US is near the bottom of the list for infant survival rates among developed nations. But hey, George Bush doesn't think there's a health care crisis, and neither do any of his pals running for the GOP nomination. Can we officially drop their elephant logo for an ostrich with it's head in the sand?

The Deputy Director of National Intelligence tells us we should expect a loss of privacy as our government has stopped pretending it is going to treat us like potential terrorists and spy, spy, spy on us.

With the Senate labelling Iran's military as a terrorist organization, Condoleeza Rice swears the Senate didn't give her boyfriend the right to declare war on Iran. Wait, didn't we hear that about Iraq once too?

Giuliani blames Bill Clinton for our military being overstretched. It would have nothing to do with Bush's policies, Rumsfeld's poor planning, much less the fact that before trying to invade two countries at once, we were doing great with Clinton's military in Afghanistan.

Do these assholes take responsibility for anything?

The LAPD is planning to map where Muslims live in Los Angeles. Erm, doesn't this bring shades of Manzanar to you too?

George Bush is pissed that Gordon Brown doesn't seem to blow up stuff like, say, Iran as much as his hetero life mate Blair did. God forbid the English think for themselves for once.

In case you weren't sure, we've had a 17 percent drop in foreign visitors since 9/11. Our currently is down like 25% against any respectable coin of the realm and they still aren't coming. Gee, I wonder why?

Barry Bonds swears he will turn down induction into the Hall of Fame if his record-breaking home run ball (branded with an asterisk) is put on display. Two comments. One, he assumes he'll ever get voted in. Two, most fans would say good riddance anyway.

More on Bush's SCHIP lies.

Plus, an odious story on how anti-war veterans were barred from a Veteran's Day parade. So much for supporting the troops.