This Week in Cruella de Vil

So, Cindy McCain "injures her wrist" so she doesn't have to shake hands with all those nasty poor people. You'd almost feel bad for her, except that she's a cast iron bitch. But don't take my word for it, I got it third hand from Ray, who is friends with some folks who had to deal with the vile viper for a summer.

It must be hard to be a lonely beer heiress.

But wait! Turns out she isn't an only child. She has a half-sister who was cut out of Daddy's will and cast aside by the family.

So, in case you're keeping score, John McCain cheated on his wife with many, MANY women, and eventually divorced her to marry the richest of the "trollops", which is the robotic/alien presence with the arm sling on.

Now, Mrs. McCain II has been hiding a member of the family because they are inconvenient to her.

NOW THAT'S FAMILY VALUES FOLKS!!!