Breaking News: Republicans are STILL Shitheads

Ted Stevens is declared a Democrat by FAUX.

Look, I know you assholes *think* every criminal is a Democrat, but let's get fair and balanced here.

Tom Delay, Scooter Libby, Jack Abramhoff, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Ted Stevens and the rest of your ilk (even your pet terrorist G. Gordon Liddy) were, are, and forever will be REPUBLICANS. You don't even try to oust them out of the party. You just attempt to slander them by calling them Democrats and then kindly shuffle them to the smoke-filled rooms in the back.

It is a trend and not even a good one. Look, you idiots took OUR racist scum in the 60s, but it doesn't mean we have to take YOUR scum in return in the 21st century.

They made your party, you're stuck with them.

Cheers!