The Canadian Press: Fox News jokesters forced into retreat over Canadian military jibes

I was going to ignore this, but the Canadians are pretty pissed and justifiably so.

Granted, I can't watch much of FAUXNews without feeling a tumor growing in my brain and ten IQ points immediately going down the toilet. It is *that* loathsome and goose-stepping and mindless. That said, I was asked to watch the following clip and I did, knowing good and well that the idiots on Red Eye are like the fourteen year old circle jerk jocks you knew in high school if they'd all read Ayn Rand as a hobby. Basically, they're dicks.

Anyway, here ya go. Make America proud you twits:

First off, more commentary of the intelligent kind.

Now, my piece. None of these fucks have gone to war. None of these fucks have probably spent too much time in Canada. It's a nice place with good people, clean water, and beautiful scenery. The RCMP is one of the finest police organizations on the damn planet. It isn't composed of 10,000 Dudley DoRight clones (though I did enjoy the hell out of that cartoon).

Oh, and Canada is the only nation on Earth that has beaten the US military. Twice. Not fought to a draw. Not a peaceable agreement. They beat our asses soundly. Considering we've rolled over Germany like it was 1860s Atlanta, that's saying something.

Look, nations will always make fun of each other and crack some jokes. That's probably just fine. But when a nation joins your "Coalition of the Willing", takes a few hundred casualties in doing so, stands by you even when you are torturing left and right like an updated Khmer Rouge, you probably shouldn't give them shit when they decide they need some time to rehab and rearm.

In case you haven't noticed, our National Guard units are like at 35% percent or so full readiness because most of their troops are injured, burned out, or dead and all their gear is over in SouthWest Asia. So, yeah, I imagine the Canucks are pretty battered and bruised too.

Maybe you Rethugs can take the shiv out of the back OF OUR ALLIES and start acting like adults for once.