Something occurred to me just now.
Since Letterman inadvertently started up his feud with Sarah Palin, not one right wing terrorist has shot up a church or tried to perform a mass killing at a Holocaust museum or gay theatre or abortion clinic or NAACP or LULAC affair.
This means that the Palinites have stayed in their mom's basements writing hate mail to CBS rather than assassinating Americans they don't agree with. As long as they still have tissues to clean themselves off with while staring at their Miss Wasilla bathing suit posters, America is safe.
Somebody give this guy a medal.
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