R.I.P.: Budget Woes Spell Doom for Roadside Rest Stops - WSJ.com

Another sign of the recession: rest stops are closing up across America.

Face it, when states can't even afford to let visitors easily take a pee break, we've got some financial issues to fix in this country. And meanwhile, governors across America are trying to reject stimulus money and instead focus on cheating on their wives or just plain quitting their jobs to go fishing.

Genius!