Think Progress » Jindal takes credit for stimulus, presents constituents with jumbo-sized stimulus check.

So....

Governor Piyush Jindal* hates the stimulus plan. He came on TV and gave an incredibly awkward speech to tell me so.

So why the hell is he trotting out press conferences to give out stimulus checks?

Oh wait! He's not calling them stimulus checks. And he's putting his name on them instead of Obama's or the federal government in general.

So you stole the money Jindal? Just asking.

Either way, clever in that lying, double-faced GOP kind of way we are all too used to.

* As you may know, Governor Jindal likes to be called Bobby, after the youngest son in The Brady Bunch. No, I'm not kidding.

But as he is in a party that a) is incredibly racist, and b) went out of it's way to point out that the president's WHOLE name is Barack HUSSEIN! Obama, I think it is only fair that we remind them that one of their governors who hasn't either quit, or cheated on his wife lately does not have an Anglo-Saxon name.

You know, just in case they need their noses rubbed in it.