Republican Heroes: More "Family Values" failures

In case you hadn't heard of him, meet Michael Duvall. He's a California state rep and some type of moral majority bigot and, yes, a Republican.

Apparently, when he's not gay bashing or trying to cram his "do as I say and not as I do" morals down people's throats, he's screwing not one, but two female married lobbyists, and apparently gets hard spanking at least one of them.

But hey, he's got nothing on Kentucky Republican Steve Nunn. This asshat was working for the state government and was once considered a shoo-in for governor. You know, because his daddy was once governor. However, Stevie derailed his political career by beating up his then fiancee, a girl about half his age. He had to resign from his job as well, a rare feat of Republicans having sexual or violent acts and actually having to atone for them in some way.

That was a year ago. Now, ex-fiancee Amanda Ross is dead from being shot in her condo parking lot and cretin Nunn is in the hospital for what are apparently wounds from a failed wrist slashing suicide. The cops think the Nunn waved around in the latter incident (not to mention the potential shooter) just might be related to the former crime.

I mean, hell, this is the GOP at it's finest. Get spurned by someone who doesn't want to be treated like a punching bag, kill her, then slash your wrists because you're too chicken to dine on a bullet. But it's all okay because you tried to off yourself at your parents gravesite.

Freak.

So compassionate, these conservatives.