The Blotter | Police: 'Chunky' escorts rip off intoxicated men | Seattle Times Newspaper

While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a "4."

Oh, don't get me wrong. This is entirely inappropriate but sooooo damned funny.