I've always been confused by how Miguel Cabrera ended up going from the Marlins to the Tigers. I mean, sure, it was a good trade and all, but seriously, look at the guy.
He's moderately gifted and looks smug. How could he NOT end up with the Yankees?
Turns out he just wasn't ready. Now he's a professional drunk who is a shitty dad and beats his wife to boot. Plus, accordingly to events in August,e likes to demean and threaten to beat overweight teenagers.
Yep, I'm sure he'll be wearing pinstripes and playing with Jeter's balls any day now.
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