Advent Conspiracy Church Group Fights Christmas Shopping - TIME

Hey lookie! There are some actual people that may even be actual Christians. Well, at least they loathe the crass commercialism at the heart of the modern Christmas.

Sure, they don't want capitalism encroaching on their religious holiday, but I'm sure most of these folks would club a gay people like a baby seal if they had a chance to.

Sorry, still jaded on religion.