"The wife of Al Qaeda's second in command is now calling on women to become suicide bombers. To qualify, they must be able to push a car loaded with explosives, because, as you know, women aren't allowed to drive over there."
- Jay Leno
"Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's going to shut me up." - Kal Penn as Kumar in Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
"The wife of Al Qaeda's second in command is now calling on women to become suicide bombers. To qualify, they must be able to push a car loaded with explosives, because, as you know, women aren't allowed to drive over there."
- Jay Leno
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