Since I'm jaded, my main thought upon reading this article is "why didn't *I* come up with this?"
That said, the guy seems legit in caring for animals, if not in believing Talibangelical paranoia.
Because, honestly, the world can get WAAAAAAAAAAAY worse than it is right now, even without conservative teenage anal sex, bombing brown people, and planting new nuclear plants in former Confederate states (yes, rednecks, Obama is actually prepping you twits for the next Three Mile Island, HA! HA! HA! HA!).
Sorry, just had to add a new conspiracy theory out there.
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