Updating our Political Dictionaries

The GOP would like you to believe that the following definitions explain how the world works:

"Treason" refers to Democrats criticizing a Republican administration during a war.

"Patriotism" refers to Republicans criticizing a Democratic administration during a war.

Then again these are the people who think anal sex isn't the direct result of abstinence-only sex ed and that Sarah Palin is a genius. So, you know, take that all with a huge grain of salt.