AFTERNOON UPDATE: Free lemonade being served this morning, mercury takes aim at 90 again » Local News » Bluefield Daily Telegraph, Bluefield, WV

OH NOES!

Somebody get Terry Savage on the case.

Since this are dangerously, blistering hot out on the East Coast, various folks in Bluefield, WV are planning to give out free lemonade to thirsty folks there.

The damned socialists have even coerced a Wal-Mart to join in the anti-capitalist welfare scam than only enables people to rely on others for life-giving thirst quenching.

According to conservatives like Savage, these people should be allowed to die of thirst lest they be tainted by someone giving them a handout.