Batman Submits to Sharia, Gotham Freaks Out

Conservatives are pissed off that, in the comic series, Batman has outsourced in for the Paris operation picked a young Muslim kid.

That's right. One of the oppressed groups in France are Muslims. So instead of enjoying a story where they are empowered to not break the law, our right wing idiots can't stand the idea of a Muslim trying to bring criminals to justice.

Because, you know, to them everyone brown is a criminal.