Is Cap'n Crunch Easing Quietly Into Retirement?

Feeling old yet? Quaker is pushing Captain Crunch out of the limelight and may be considering getting rid of the cereal all together.

How about now?

Don't get me wrong, I see the health aspect of it. But damn, I don't drink as much. I quit smoking. I don't eat as much red meat.

Gimme my fucking Crunch Berries at least!