How to avoid being tagged as a terrorist: Don't pay cash for coffee | ITworld

A cup of coffee can make you a terrorist in the eyes of the Feds. No, not so much handing over cash to some random Columbians. Just using cash itself.

That, and other ridiculously common acts make you anti-American in some eyes. You know, like being gay or Muslim or a voting member of the Democratic Party.

We live in a world full of idiots and too many of them have a say in how the world is run.

Here are the fliers being handed out for type of location. Of course, just looking at them probably makes you a terrorist too. Just so you've been warned.