You may remember earlier this year when I pointed out that KB Toys was planning on selling George Bush actions figures. Well, there’s apparently a “Top Gun” version too, amongst others. And to make it even worse, psychopathic hate monger Ann Coulter has her own doll. It apparently says some of the same demonic crap Linda Blair said in The Exorcist.

Speaking of clueless people, Saudi Arabia wants the world to pay OPEC subsidies should we ever stop using fossil fuels. Wait a minute…I already have a problem giving money to fundamentalist suicide bombers? You want me to do it on purpose?

How’s this for unfair? Employees at an auto supplier actually got taxed for their holiday bonus. Pathetic.

Speaking of pathetic, some morons decided to coin a phrase called “killographic” to explain violent video games.

Finally, I don’t know what’s worse: the story comparing us all to Paris Hilton or the one that says we are all nerds. Read, then decide for yourself.