You know, I realize I’m getting old. I live in a place where everyone is damn near half my age so my perspective on life is really getting screwed out of proportion. They are necessarily bad kids, it’s just, well, we were ALL idiots in our early twenties, right?

So here is a story about two teenage girls who got lost exploring their local storm drain system. Which, I’m going to give them credit for because they easily could have been slacking at the mall.

So they get lost, have great cell coverage and don’t call the cops. Instead, they update their profiles and then sit around for seven hours waiting for someone to put it all together for them.

We’re doomed, folks.