Daily Archives: October 16, 2009

SPORTSbyBROOKS » NFL Got It Wrong But Rush Got What He Deserved

Making hundreds of millions of dollars fomenting artificial conflict which does nothing but divide otherwise amiable Americans does not come without consequences.

Unlike the off-air hypocrises which somehow served to redouble the devotion of his massive audience, Limbaugh doesn’t get a do-over on this one. Money and fame will never erase this public embarrassment – despite his inevitable, eternal denials.

Goodell’s remarks today scarred Limbaugh personally probably more than anything that has every been said about him. His love for the NFL, if you’ve ever heard him speak about the league, was perhaps the only thing genuine he’s ever consistently represented on his show. Almost childlike.

One of the few (the only?) enterprises for which Limbaugh has a genuine affection caused him, besides perhaps the stolen pharma fiasco, the most significant public embarrassment he’s suffered.

Brooks argues that the NFL basically did the wrong thing, but for the right reasons.

As an owner, Limbaugh would probably had been ancillary since he was just a part of a group. However, no doubt he was going to eventually say something so heinous, he would have to be sanctioned, fined, and maybe jailed considering how close to the line he’s come before.

So, yeah, maybe they should have let him try – and ultimately fail – before judging him. I would have loved to have seen if players would pass up tainted money and not play for the Rams. I would love to have seen the circus surrounding the Fat Blowhard destroy any positives his money could have provided the team.

I know why the NFL did what they did: to save their ass. But, unlike what happens to corporations, Lush Rimjob should not be treated as “too big to fail”. Fuck him, yeah, he’s a fat body, but I say we should have allowed him all the room in the world to fail.

And then chortled with glee when he did.

State of Nevada: Great Outdoors and Zombies

I probably won’t get to listen to this until I get home later tonight, but today’s State of Nevada covers discussions on both things to do around Vegas in the fall and winter as well as an interview with Max Brooks, who is coming to my local library tonight for a lecture called “An Evening with Max Brooks: Surviving the Zombie Wars”.

Of course I’m going to this. Leslie is unfortunately on call but she’s letting me take the night off to go listen. Yeah, my wife is pretty cool.

Interracial Couple Denied Marriage License By Louisiana Justice Of The Peace

Seriously, you have to love the South.

The year is 2009. We’re in the 21st century living in a First World county and you still can’t get an interracial marriage in some parts of Conservative America.

Will somebody please disbar this racist asshole immediately? Minorities are good enough to piss in his toilet but not good enough to marry into a family like his? Give me a break.

Relevant to this story is this blog entry: Why the South looks stupid to the rest of America

How to…Food Tips: GQ

What follows is a quick collection of food articles from GQ. Enjoy.

How to Cook Breakfast at Home

How to Cook Perfect Scrambled Eggs

How to Cook Flawless Fried Chicken

How to Cook Truly Juicy Pork Tenderloin

How to Cook Winter Steak

How to Cook the Crispiest Cutlet

How to Cook Impossibly Tender Barbecued Spareribs

How to Make Meatballs Magnifico

How to Cook a Better Burger

How to Make Better Meat, Overnight

How to Cook Magnificent Mac and Cheese

How to Cook Crisp, Golden Roasted Potatoes

How to Dress Up Your Spaghetti

How to Make a Better, Bolder Salad