Daily Archives: February 24, 2010

Blackwater in Kabul, or Eric Cartman Gets an AK-47 | Danger Room | Wired.com

In short, conservative mercenary dicks like Blackwater are recklesss, murderous, irresponsible frat boys, just like the party they vote for.

When they are shooting civilians (or each other), these idiots are using cute fake names to check out automatic weapons in a war zone, and then lose them.

Tell me once again how the money we are supposedly saving is making us any safer when these assclowns are world class screwups? Incidentally, when each of these gun-toting oafs is making like ten times what we pay a grunt, HOW are we saving any money?

Fearing an Obama Agenda, States Push to Loosen Gun Laws – NYTimes.com

Remember during the election a couple years ago when all these racist conservatives were screaming that Obama was out to take their guns?

He never said anything much about it, but the idjuts couldn’t stop making up stories.

Well, he hasn’t touched a single bullet, but the Red(neck) States have made it easier for Bubba to own a bazooka.

Oh joy! More Tea Bagging Terrorism to come!

Hell, now you can’t even go to a national park or wildlife refuge without running into some gun-toting moron.

But yeah, sure, Obama is an African, gun-grabbing socialist. What idiots we are forced to suffer.

Think Progress » The Gang That Can’t Think Straight: 6 GOP Senators Vote For Jobs Bill After Joining Filibuster Two Days Earlier

Some Rethugs are more stupid than even I gave them credit for. Consult the list on that link for proof.

Look, you idiots voted to stop a job bills from being voted on. And then, when you fail and are forced to vote against a bill YOU NEVER WANTED TO VOTE ON, you go ahead and vote FOR it!?!

Really? I’m supposed to take anything you say seriously after that bit of nonsense? Come on!

How Christian Were the Founders? – NYTimes.com

A couple of my personal beefs with Rethugs are their twisting of our nation’s history as well as their insatiable need to teach our children outright lies. Here is yet another look at the rabid Talibangelical bastards trying to dumb down our nation’s textbooks.

Look, if you want to believe that Sarah Palin is a genius, the earth is only 6,000 year old and that abstinence only sex ed doesn’t lead to a rash (pun intended) of anal sex incidents, go for it. But don’t do it with my public tax dollars and don’t try to treat science as some form of archaic alchemy that doesn’t belong in a school curriculum.

Get bent, go home, go be Luddites somewhere way the hell away from the public sector. Our nation deserves better.

Also, just as some enlightenment on the thoughts of our Founding Fathers as it comes to organized religion. You know, just to add some context.

“Lighthouses are more useful than churches.” – Benjamin Franklin

“This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion it it.” – John Adams

“Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man.” – Thomas Jefferson

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Tea Party Will ‘Twinkle And Disappear’

Every once in awhile, Arnold forgets he’s supposed to be some obstructionist Rethug and actually remembers all the rules to actually being a public servant that Sargent Shriver must have beat into his head. In those moments, he sounds like a credible politician. Too bad that guy hasn’t been around much of late. Hopefully he’s back to get his party whipped into some form of sanity.

Here is either the same interview or a followup in which he acts rationally and speaks as if there is more than one side to a story. Which, having this on FAUXNews, is pretty remarkable.

So, apparently, there may actually be Republicans who haven’t gone total Palinite or Talibangelical. Just not many of them though.