Too much crazy – This Modern World – Salon.com
Daily Archives: March 2, 2010
Just a friendly reminder….
You can buy this as a fridge magnet
My Constituents Care Way More About Political Gamesmanship Than Jobs, Health Care, And The Economy | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
The latest entry in the satirical but believable conservative screed meme. Orange Man Boehner gets honest about his party’s desire to screw over America until they can get back in charge and destroy this nation at full tilt.
Cyberwar Hype Intended to Destroy the Open Internet | Threat Level | Wired.com
Even when Rethugs attempt to understand technology (“It’s a series of TUBES!!!!), they screw it up. Here is Bush’s former Director of National Intelligence (wow, talk about a heckuvajob kinda guy) still trying to turn somewhat valid fears into ways to spy on Americans and earn profits for his pals.
Seriously, where do these guys get off calling themselves patriots when they are all about trading freedom for profits?
Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture – BusinessWeek
Since I’m jaded, my main thought upon reading this article is “why didn’t *I* come up with this?”
That said, the guy seems legit in caring for animals, if not in believing Talibangelical paranoia.
Because, honestly, the world can get WAAAAAAAAAAAY worse than it is right now, even without conservative teenage anal sex, bombing brown people, and planting new nuclear plants in former Confederate states (yes, rednecks, Obama is actually prepping you twits for the next Three Mile Island, HA! HA! HA! HA!).
Sorry, just had to add a new conspiracy theory out there.