Look, I know we are supposed to pretend there are still conservatives that can be turned to the side of righteousness and democracy, but I don’t buy it.

They LOVE the cruelty to others. If you can wrap it up in Jesus, bonus. If you can make a buck from it? Even better.

Here’s the latest. For those immigrants or just non-Caucasians picked up by a van, there’s a chance to stay in the country. You can join a Bumfights ring and earn your citizenship by kicking a fellow immigrant’s ass.

You KNOW this will be a ratings killer. We are THAT jacked up of a country.