“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them.”

– Article III, Section III, Constitution of the United States of America

“We are at war with our own president, we are at war with our own government”

– Lush Rimjob, Traitor to the United States of America

The fat bastard finally did it, he declared himself a traitor to our nation. Somebody go find a sturdy tree.