A movie critic from Kansas City tries to explain reality to the movie industry. I doubt she’ll succeed, but let’s wish her the best anyways.

And I haven’t linked any Dave Barry stuff for awhile, but here is what we’ll just call the Back to School edition.

And in a tie-in to yesterday’s idiot parade, we bring you “people who should stick to waving protest signs.” I may be cruel in your eyes, but I care a lot more about history than I do a duck. Not that I particularly like liver, but I don’t ever plan on stopping anyone from eating it; though I may stop you from cooking it in our kitchen.

Other stuff:

Democracy in action?

From Australia, a humorous look at SWAT hand signals (yes, its off-color and you HAVE been warned).

Last but not least, are you about to have a blackout? A link for the paranoid.