Author Archives: John Wallenfeldt

Astronaut Jose Hernandez calls for legalization of undocumented immigrants – Chicanísima

I’m not sure how I missed this, but I am damn glad to report it now. Astronaut Joe Hernandez called for legalizing undocumented migrants during his stint on the space station. In his words:

“The American economy needs them….I believe it’s only fair to find a way to legalize them and give them an opportunity to work openly, so they can also retire in a traditional U.S. system.”

Or as Gustavo says:

CONGRATS TO: Astronauts Danny Olivas and José Hernández, for recently eating burritos in space, and especially to Hernández, who spoke out in favor of amnesty for illegal immigrants. From the deserts of Sonora to the Bering Sea, to now outer space, the Reconquista not only is real, it’s COSMIC. To quote that other famous illegal alien, the Borg: Resistance is futile, Know Nothings!

Orange County News – Anti-Obama ‘Eligibility’ Movement Members Breaking Ties With Laguna Niguel Birther Orly Taitz

It is kind of amusing to watch these Birther Traitors eat themselves as their arguments get crazier every day.

But I really am posting the story to highlight this comment:


Seriously. Does anyone doubt that the BIRTHERS are anything other than a bunch of inbred, uneducated, dentally impaired, banjo-playing, smelly, obese, trailer denizens who “proudly” supported BUSH JR.’s rape of our freedom of privacy and now crawl out from their backward Wal-Mart cesspools to inflict their abject stupidity on the rest of us?

I thought not.

Comment by Todd Sputnik from San Diego on Sep 25th, 2009, 16:55 pm

Grayson Not Backing Down: “I Apologize To The Dead”

The Republican health care plan: don’t get sick.

The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick … This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!

I am loving this guy. He calls the GOP out as wanting people to die to prove their point of obstructionism and refuses to apologize for it.

Here is the original video:

Here’s his apology:

And here are the highlights of his appearance on CNN putting the (outraged!) conservative’s feet to the fire.

Secret Service Probing Facebook Poll That Asked Whether Obama Should Be Killed | The Public Record

You’ve probably heard about this, but some tool put a poll out on Facebook asking if they wanted Obama killed.

First, aside from the obvious tastelessness and sedition involved, even if you ARE a racist traitorous shitheel, why would you vote for that? Never mind the idiot that made it, he should hopefully do time – though he won’t. But seriously, even old fashioned web votes can track IPs. Why would you link yourself with presidential assassination on a program YOU HAVE TO LOG IN TO?!

Honestly, the punishment for this should be to wipe you out of the gene pool. Yeah, sure, you are an evil cretin and a Republican, but that’s permissible in this nation. What should NOT be is being so damn stupid and being allowed to pass that on to a new generation.

Because, honestly folks, the stuff you hear coming out of Lush Rimjob and Beck and their ilk isn’t even sensible. If it were a smart argument, it would be taken seriously by rational Americans. Look, Michelle Malkin couldn’t factor her cut of a five way bar tab, never mind the tip, and anything coming from her 1995-looking blog or falling out of her anger-contorted face can’t and shouldn’t be taken as more than Tourette’s-like ramblings.

But people DO listen to this crap, and take it to heart.

And even on little ‘ol Facebook, the Poll app, taken over by conservatives long ago, went too far. The creator thinks this is surprising, but having seen some of these poll questions, I figure it was just a matter of time.

People are dumb, and some of them are afraid and angry because most of us are fine with a black guy as president. Most of us are fine with health care reform and playing well with other nations, and having good science and equal pay for women. Obama did run on saying he’d do these things. These are not surprises. The only surprise is that the angry mobs expect us to believe they are actually mad about his policies.

They aren’t. They are angry racists and the sooner they realize the nation CHOSE this path the better. And if we need the Secret Service to pound a few of their heads when they are preaching sedition, then that’s what the Secret Service is for.

I mean, hell, they authorized people being arrested for wearing t-shirts against Bush, maybe they can beat some assault weapon packing perp to knock some sense into him at the next Obama appearance.

Land of the Free?

This is wrong. Above is the picture of a G20 protester last week. Sure, he’s been detained, but now he’s a prop for the Pittsburgh PD. Like a deer whose tag has been collected.

You know, enforce the law, but don’t act like jackbooted thugs.

We are constantly reminded that the police do not serve you and I; they view you and I, collectively, as subhuman. Don’t let anyone fool you. You’re on their turf. There are no laws or government agencies that will protect you.

You know what this crap reminds me of? Those Minuteman bastards who patrol the border and harass migrants coming in to find work. Yes, they are breaking the law, but, then again, they aren’t trying to do the duty of the cops, ICE, or the military either. So why aren’t the Minutemen doing hard labor somewhere? Just asking.

Anyway, the above pic reminds me of when some Minuteman asshole made a migrant pose with him holding up a t-shirt before he’d give the guy water.

Celebrate Your Freedom During Banned Books Week | GeekDad | Wired.com

GeekDad has a nice article concerning Banned Book Week, which runs from September 26−October 3 this year.

It galls me that we live in a society where people go out of their way to stop people from reading things that may be controversial. I personally can’t see me reading a Glenn Beck book, but I’m not going to stop anyone from reading one. Oh sure, I’ll probably consider them an idiot for doing so, but no more than I’d judge someone a douchebag for wearing a Yankees ballcap.

Instead we have these flag-waving (and -wearing) pseudo-patriot Talibangelical types who can’t stand kids reading about non-whites, or happy homosexual families, or, well, anything that isn’t the Bible apparently. If you follow this link and see how the list of books most banned have trended over the years, you’ll see an increasing amount of those books have themes that don’t fit into the narrow world view of most conservatives.

Look, everything these idiots do is wrong. Their attitudes towards women, race, sex ed, civil rights, war and peace, all have been proven wrong-headed, dangerous, and oftentimes lethal to those they purport to protect.

Ask any girl who escaped from an FLDS “marriage” or the average Iraqi, or one of the many “abstinence only” educated kid who either got knocked up or caught a STD because they weren’t properly educated. As a battered wife who can’t get help, or the family of some guy drug across East Texas because of the color of his skin.

Conservatives live in fear. They bask in it and want you in the pot with them. When you censor what people can read or watch or hear, you shut them off from free thinking. If people can’t think, they can’t create a challenge to the things that are wrong in a society. And whether they mean to or not, pro-censorship fools create conditions where Enron can rip off consumers, and Halliburton and pals can give our troops water that is ice melt from a truck hauling cadavers. A world where George Bush can con five Supreme Court justices and be president and to hell with how the people voted.

Censorship equals stupidity and stupidity leads directly towards a whole world of abuse.

We’re supposed to be better than this.

Old American Dams Quietly Become a Multibillion-Dollar Threat | Wired Science | Wired.com

We’ve got infrastructure problems across the board and while it is nice that we are looking into new roads and schools, what about our dams?

I mean, I love going over to Hoover Dam every so often, but really, it was built in the 1930s folks. And much of our nation’s big projects aren’t that much newer.

As a case if point referenced in the story, here are pics of the Russian dam disaster back on August 17th.