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Sheriff’s defense of procession resonates – STLtoday.com

I was reading up on this story of a miscreant who sent a complaint email to her local sheriff. In it she complained about being held up in traffic because a funeral procession for a local soldier who died in Afghanistan was going by.

She also complained about the Patriot Guard riders who were part of the procession, and who were not about to let her try to get around the mourners.

I think every person in the country – particularly the warmongers who wanted us to detour into Iraq – should have to come face to face with a military funeral. We’re letting a small percentage of our nation take all the risk and all the sorrow wartime service brings. The absolute least they can do is honor our war dead.

Plus, having known a Patriot Rider or two, anyone who knows what they do and why would know better than to insult them.

I don’t know if this lady is a Republican or a Democrat. I’d like to think the former, the letter reeks of the egotism and smug sense of self that comes with being a conservative these days. But maybe not.

Either way, Sheriff Glenn Boyer had the local paper print both the woman’s complaint and his response. I get the feeling I may not agree with Sheriff Boyer on much, but I do on this issue.

Meanwhile, I noticed some other neat trends going on in St. Louis, from inner city vegan groceries to elementary schools growing vegetable gardens which then supply the cafeteria menu.

Nice to know the MidWest still has good things to offer their communities, and law enforcement not afraid to call out selfish asses.

Holy shit Obama just sent in a commando team into southern Somalia yesterday and assassinated the ringleader of an Al Qaeda cell in Kenya responsible for the bombing of an Israeli hotel in 2002. And the right wing said Obama would be weak on terrorism. Wh

Via Reddit, a story on a surgical assault into Somalia to kill a key al Qaeda trainer.

I think this is best described in the Reddit comments:

“I’ve been waiting for the war on terrorism to start since 9/11”

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The common thread that runs through all Evangelical Christian Right Republican Patriots, regardless of background, age or geographic location. : politics

More wisdom from Reddit:

I’ve wondered of late, exactly what IS the common thread that runs through such disparate interests such as anti-immigration, Pro-NRA, anti-government, pro-corporatism, anti-healthcare reform, pro-white pride and anti-religious toleration that all come together under the banner of Evangelical Christian Right Republicans.

I think I’ve figured it out. It’s FEAR. Sheer, pants-pissing, blubbering, stark raving mad fear. Fear disguised as anger, dressed up as patriotism.

Fear of Hell, fear of other races, fear of crime, fear of government, fear of other religions, fear of differing points of view that challenge complacency, fear of not going along with the crowd, fear of dirty communist hippies that hate Walmart and Texaco and United Health (all of which keep them safe, entertained and fed in the manner to which they’ve become accustomed). A lifetime program of fear instilled by their parents at first, the baton passed on to the church second and then greedily assumed by talk radio and Fox news in adulthood.

Christians have been indoctrinated from birth that the End is Near, that nuclear Armageddon is just around the corner, that the Anti-Christ is going to use the gov’t to chip them with The Mark and damn their souls, or if they refuse, to drive them underground to starve until they’re found and publicly beheaded. Probably by Obama, these days.

They need guns, and lots of ’em. They need fences to keep the brown menace out. They need packaged foods and penicillin and crank flashlights and ammo to stockpile their compounds with, to bravely be a way station on the coming Christian Underground Railroad.

This sick and twisted fear fantasy, fueled by the “Left Behind” series of romance-novel-type-fear-porn and a steady diet of Rush, Beck, O’Reilly, Coulter and Savage has left them incapable of logical, rational thought. They pound Fear into them daily and then soothe their ego by calling them “Patriots”. When it comes down to it, this kind of religious extremism isn’t much different than what’s practiced by Islamic suicide bombers. Seventy-two virgins or the right hand of God, pick your reward for targeting whichever group of people your venerated teachers tell you to target. For Jihadists, it’s capitalist non-believers and for Christians it’s liberal, tree-hugging, black, gay abortionists.

These “tea-baggers”, this group of non-thinking sheeple here in America is extremely easy to direct by a few commentators on Fox News. Just a few weeks of repeated talking points, and whatever you want targeted, like health care reform, is nicely, squarely targeted. Wade through a crowd of “Patriots” and ask any one of them to describe what they’re fighting against, and you’ll get an incomprehensible mush-mouthed mix of “Uh, Communist-Fascist, uh, probably Marxist traitors on the Welfare line, you know, LIBERALS, having like, 5 or 6 babies and wanting my taxes for crack and free abortions!”. Throw in a few lines about Obama and his Muslim agenda and you’ve got the Modern American Evangelical Republican.

Compare the rhetoric of a typical Bush protestor from years past and you’ll hear mostly logical arguments about the erosion of our civil rights, illegal wars, the destruction of the environment, etc., and if you ask what they would like to see happen, they’ll most likely say they’d like to see the rule of law prevail, and abusers of the system face a fair trial and hopefully, spend a long time in jail as a deterrent to other would-be corporate dictators.

Ask a typical Obama protestor and you’ll hear a markedly more violent retribution. They’ll spit out their half-understood talking points they’ve been brainwashed with, and then immediately reach for a more final, physical answer. They’ll say the only right answer for such traitors is at the business end of a gun and a shovel. God would want it that way.

I think it all comes down to fear. Fear is not logical. Fear is in the base of your brain, the pit of your stomach and compressed, fire-stoked fear is very, very dangerous.

Just ask an abortion doctor or a black or gay man. They’ll tell you about that kind of danger.

Republican Heroes: More “Family Values” failures

In case you hadn’t heard of him, meet Michael Duvall. He’s a California state rep and some type of moral majority bigot and, yes, a Republican.

Apparently, when he’s not gay bashing or trying to cram his “do as I say and not as I do” morals down people’s throats, he’s screwing not one, but two female married lobbyists, and apparently gets hard spanking at least one of them.

But hey, he’s got nothing on Kentucky Republican Steve Nunn. This asshat was working for the state government and was once considered a shoo-in for governor. You know, because his daddy was once governor. However, Stevie derailed his political career by beating up his then fiancee, a girl about half his age. He had to resign from his job as well, a rare feat of Republicans having sexual or violent acts and actually having to atone for them in some way.

That was a year ago. Now, ex-fiancee Amanda Ross is dead from being shot in her condo parking lot and cretin Nunn is in the hospital for what are apparently wounds from a failed wrist slashing suicide. The cops think the Nunn waved around in the latter incident (not to mention the potential shooter) just might be related to the former crime.

I mean, hell, this is the GOP at it’s finest. Get spurned by someone who doesn’t want to be treated like a punching bag, kill her, then slash your wrists because you’re too chicken to dine on a bullet. But it’s all okay because you tried to off yourself at your parents gravesite.

Freak.

So compassionate, these conservatives.