It seems that Keiko, the killer whale from the Free Willy flicks doesn’t want to go to the wild after all. More here.

Speaking of creatures who missed the point, here are some tales about stupid neighbors, race-baiting Bush websites (original and “corrected” – check the middle pic on the bottom – editions), and oversized little leaguers just to round out the mix of madness. (For more on the original version of that “tasteful” website, go here.)

Just because I can, a little more invective, courtesy of August 9th’s Doonesbury:

And yes, we are fine…the flooding was on the other side of town.

The first thing on my mind, of course, was “Glad I’m not there.” So far all those folks without power in the NorthEast seem to be muddling through okay, and that’s good news. I swear, its like there is a determined effort to make the rest of us think New Yorkers are actually polite. Go figure.

Well, I was gonna link this story anyway, but while it was humorous to begin with; I’d really like to see all these snobs whine about their “backyard” being sullied after today’s events. Good luck you dopes.