Category Archives: Economics

News Hounds: Fox News Presents Its Plan To Combat Unemployment: Cut The Minimum Wage

Fiscal conservatives are just greedy idiots: they are greedy idiots who want to create a permanent underclass to serve them.

Here are some douchebags on FAUXNews who want to cut or even abolish the minimum wage.

News flash douchebags: when people are too broke to eat or have a roof over their heads, they are going to buy any more Sarah Palin books, which essentially puts morons like you under the same bridge they live.

Tea Partiers Plan Boycott Of Companies Sympathetic To ‘Socialist Agenda’ | TPMDC

I’m really posting this story about a planned douchebag teabagger protest of “liberal-leaning companies” (kind of an oxymoron, no?) to bring you this comment on the story.

Chris

January 4, 2010 12:11 PM

Thanks to the Bush administration there are fewer companies left for the patriotic nut slappers to protest.

And frankly, isn’t protesting capitalism actually a form of treason to these nitwits?

Advent Conspiracy Church Group Fights Christmas Shopping – TIME

Hey lookie! There are some actual people that may even be actual Christians. Well, at least they loathe the crass commercialism at the heart of the modern Christmas.

Sure, they don’t want capitalism encroaching on their religious holiday, but I’m sure most of these folks would club a gay people like a baby seal if they had a chance to.

Sorry, still jaded on religion.

Fast-food standards for meat top those for school lunches – USATODAY.com

More bad news that you probably already knew but didn’t have the facts to prove it. Apparently, fast food joints won’t buy food that routinely ends up in school lunches.

Yeah, that constant conservative screeching that causes us to underfund schools not only keeps out kids stupid and unaware of science or sex ed, but it also leading directly to them eating food less healthy than the McFatty or Six Dollar Whore Burger with Chili.

Think about that the next time a school funding bill comes up for a vote.

Jackasses.

Alaska: Did we get what we paid for? | Marketplace From American Public Media

Apparently, it seems that ever since we bought Alaska for a song, we’ve been losing money on the deal ever since. Yep, the place is the place where federal budgets go to die.

Granted, no one would have wanted a bunch of Soviet missile stationed there in the sixties but when you just cut it down to dollars and cents, it seems Alaska has been a huge money pit for this nation.

Not to mention the nightmare called Sarah Palin or even Ted “Tubes” Stevens.