Margaret, I know it has been a few years since we last made the trip across the pond, but I was wondering if anyone is still alive in Europe? I watched a little bit of Fox News this weekend and I’m afraid everyone in Europe might have died from lack of access to healthcare. What a shame. They had such delicious food and beautiful art.

I damn near laughed my ass off reading this. Enjoy.

Get ready for this Halloween season with the following zombie survival video:

That said, given recent events this year, anyone dancing alongside Michael Jackson would probably actually be a zombie this year given that he would be one of the undead ghouls.

Granted, I don’t Tweet, but this list is damn funny anyway.

More truth from Reddit.

Hey wingnuts, I know you are mad and want to start a revolution. But you can’t, because you passed the patriot act and communications with be intercepted and squashed before you can organize anything.

-submitted by rtconner

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Hooray for Lewis!

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