I needed a good laugh. This qualifies.
Category Archives: Humor
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The only truth about Republicans and illegal aliens
Thanks (again) Dave!
“Sarah Palin is making some dough. She’s going around the world speaking. She’s got a gig over in China. She’s very excited because she thinks that China is a red state.” – David Letterman
Then and Now: This Modern World
10 dirty little secrets you should know about working in IT | 10 Things | TechRepublic.com
Granted, I don’t work in an IT department these days, but I am in the networking field, so I can confirm that all these things have a ring of truth to them and have been an issue in my career at one point in time or another.
The following, however, is just plain funny and painfully true:
The Blotter | Police: ‘Chunky’ escorts rip off intoxicated men | Seattle Times Newspaper
While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a “2.” But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a “4.”
Oh, don’t get me wrong. This is entirely inappropriate but sooooo damned funny.
Odd Perspective
“Fox News host Glenn Beck has lost over 30 sponsors since he called President Obama a racist. And the latest sponsor that he just lost is Clorox bleach. That’s amazing. Even a company whose sole purpose is to make things whiter thinks Glenn Beck has gone too far.”
– Conan O’Brien
Our Asian Despot “Friends”
Dave does it again. Go Dave!
“I didn’t think this day would come. Squeaky Fromme tried to assassinate President General Ford. She’s been let out of prison. She was paroled. Is she going to get a job? If you think about it, there aren’t many jobs for unstable, gun-toting women, unless she wants to run for governor of Alaska.
-David Letterman