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Other delusional fantasies

“She sounds like she’s trying to create a coalition government.”

– David Gergen, on CNN speaking about Clinton’s bizarre speech

Over at DailyKos, some other folks bring up their insane and illogical dreams in a post called Clinton Open to Being Obama’s Veep. I’m Open to Being the Detroit Tigers’ Second Baseman. If you saw her speech, you’d know why people are openly mocking them.

Plus, apparently she demands Obama not pick another woman for VP. Truly, when does someone stop her from being able to demand anything?

And I couldn’t watch more than a couple minutes of it, but damn, was McCain hosting a supper club meeting? What a freak show.

More on the whole night, writ large.

And more reactions on Obama.

“Killing Machine”

One of the oddities of the online world is that Brandon Bird’s painting, as seen above, spawned a meme that Bea Arthur is humanity’s greatest weapon against the dreaded velociraptor threat. Obviously, yes, there are no velociraptors anymore (but don’t tell these guys). That said, since Bea Arthur passed away yesterday, should you feel any less safe than the day before?

They could be among us now, plotting behind the scenes and waiting to undermine us from within. I mean, we just had Evil Muppet Dick Cheney turn America into a Torture State. Stranger things HAVE happened.

We already have a Nazi Pope. Don’t be surprised if you have to take Communion from this guy soon.

Bea, you will be missed.