Category Archives: Politics

The revolution will be teabagged

A glimpse of what the fifth columnists are up to today:

Yep, they are teabagging. As Bob Cesca points out the majority of teabagging incidents are occurring in public parks and government grounds. You know, common areas for the common people. In short, they are protesting socialism in what are ostensibly socialist venues.

Then again, they are protecting taxes when most of them just started receiving the biggest middle class tax cut in American history.

Oh well.

If you are living a clean life and do not get the joke behind the dumbasses naming this a Teabagging Revolution, give the following a look. If you dare.

Farewell Texas (and good riddance)

ooks like we’d better get Gabriel a passport sooner rather than later. Texas is apparently planning to secede and I for one want to be among the first to let them know to not let the door hit them where the good Lord split them.

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This treasonous behavior is being cheered on by FAUXNews:

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Look, I don’t know how many jobs our military employs in Texas, but I think it would serve the rest of the nation well if we took all of the tanks and helicopters out of Fort Hood, all of the fighters and bombers out of San Antonio and Wichita Falls, pull all of the MX missiles out of the Panhandle, and get the navy out of Corpus Christi. While they are leaving, we should pluck NASA out of Clear Lake and send their stuff over to Huntsville or out to California.

Why? One, they OBVIOUSLY hate Federal dollars in Texas so we should stop spending there. Two, frankly, I don’t think we should trust anti-Americans with high tech weapons systems, nuclear weapons, and a space program. I mean, they’re choices for secessionist president are two Bushes, Dick Armey, Tom DeLay, and the current tool Perry. Do YOU want any of these idiots with a nuclear weapon and the desire to hurt America?

Do you need more convincing that now is the time to cut Texas loose? Here’s some food for thought:

– In Texas schools, apparently you can’t score less than a 50 on your homework. In some schools, no less than 70. Yeah, you probably don’t even have to show up to school and still be able to graduate with a “D” average.

– Also in Texas schools, the state Board of Education is still trying to refute evolution and replace it with creationism. If their psycho state leaves, the rest of the nation won’t be as unduly influenced by their crazy hatred of science.

– Free speech is also dying in Texas. A city councilman was recently arrested for daring to challenge the installation of red light cameras in his town. He deigned to protest the violation of offenders’ rights and lost some rights of his own in the process.

I have family and in-laws there. I lived there for damn near five years. But honestly, that state is freaking fruit loops folks. If they want to cut and run, let them. Grab anything of value paid for with US tax dollars, blow up the roads and bridges at the borders and let ’em loose. Once we establish relations with the Talibangelical theocracy they put into place, I’ll take Gabriel to go visit the in-laws. Me and whatever pack of armed vets I can round up to protect my half-brown ass from the lynch mobs they’ll put in place.

Have you seen this jerk?

I woke up this morning and got online, only to be told by a buddy in Singapore to turn on the TV right now! I did, and like most of you got to see the pathetic wasteoid above being probed like a prize cow at the fair.

This, of course, is good news. And while we all get some smug satisfaction out of it, I hope our administration can make the most out of this with other countries. I think we can slap each other on the back and still be somewhat humble about it. As this article states, my brother and probably someone you know still has to go over there are clean up a few messy situations. Let’s just hope not having Saddam around makes that job a lot easier.

Republicans and their toys

You may remember earlier this year when I pointed out that KB Toys was planning on selling George Bush actions figures. Well, there’s apparently a “Top Gun” version too, amongst others. And to make it even worse, psychopathic hate monger Ann Coulter has her own doll. It apparently says some of the same demonic crap Linda Blair said in The Exorcist.

Speaking of clueless people, Saudi Arabia wants the world to pay OPEC subsidies should we ever stop using fossil fuels. Wait a minute…I already have a problem giving money to fundamentalist suicide bombers? You want me to do it on purpose?

How’s this for unfair? Employees at an auto supplier actually got taxed for their holiday bonus. Pathetic.

Speaking of pathetic, some morons decided to coin a phrase called “killographic” to explain violent video games.

Finally, I don’t know what’s worse: the story comparing us all to Paris Hilton or the one that says we are all nerds. Read, then decide for yourself.

Man, I hope this trend takes off

The KKK has decided to start taking out its own members. Let’s hope they keep their stupidity within the family from now on.

At the other extreme, apparently in Los Angeles, systems and computing terminology has been deemed politically incorrect.

Time tackles the burgeoning business of political mudslinging. As if watching five minutes of Fox News didn’t already tell you that partisan politics is alive and well in this country. Too bad those of us who actually try to think before we speak are caught in the middle.

Jones Soda attempts to make your Thanksgiving complete with gravy-flavored soda. Let me make sure you read that right, its called Turkey & Gravy soda. Seriously, someone up in the northwest find some of that and give us a taste test.

Unfair and prickly

So, I’m trolling through the job ads this morning and then bounce over to CNN to check on the news (yes, that IS entertainment for me). Anyways, our unofficial government news agency FoxNews is suing Al Franken because they don’t like the title of his book – nor likely the content of it either. Just goes to show how whiny people get when you give ’em a little power.

Some of you may have come across that nasty MSBlaster/LoveSan worm. Hopefully you do not have it on your computer, but if you do, come on back after your computer reboots.

You back yet? Okay, take a visit over to this link, which will give you directions on where to get your relevant Windows updates. I will give you to quick links to McAfee and Norton’s advice as well. Good luck out there.

Why Wait?

Bob reports on a move in Florida to ban any Floridian from accepting a public health insurance option should it become available this year.

He also mentions Traitor Rick’s move to do the same in Texas. I also read – and I think posted – about a similar move in Arizona.

Bob’s suggestion was for these asshats to go ahead and do away with all public health care in these states. You hate the government that much? Pull your elderly off of Medicare. Take your poor off of Medicaid. Florida, Texas, and Arizona don’t have an excess of elderly, do they? Oh wait! They do!

I’d take it a step further. Kick out the VA clinics and hospitals and forcibly remove your veterans. Close every military base as they have government funded soldier, Marines, airmen, seamen, and Coasties in them. Don’t elect ANYONE to Congress. Or at least, any GOP members as assumption of the job would be hypocritical, now wouldn’t it?

Now, Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) has gone ahead and called their bluff. Basically, he submitted an amendment to repeal Medicare. No one voted for it. More importantly, no Republicans voted for it. Hypocrites.

Here he is on Rachel Maddow: