The LA Times rightly commends CNN for reporting on the disaster in Haiti. They also rightly call out FAUXNews for skimping on the coverage. They may or may not be racists over at FAUX but they certainly think the deaths of at least tens of thousands is not enough to stop them from circle jerking for Sarah Palin.

Remember once upon a time where Rush Limjob became an expert on the Caribbean, thus allowing himself the ability to accuse the president of favoring one race over another like he did this morning.

Yeah, that’s right. It was trips like this one, where he loads a Gulfstream up with conservative TV and radio types and gets nailed with a fistful of Viagra when he went to the Dominican Republic, presumably to have sex with young boys.

I love this article for a couple reasons. Here’s the part that makes me nod, then makes me laugh.

In the case of the Underpants Bomber, by collectively losing our shit and inflating a minor fracas out of proportion — by acting as though this was a major bloody attack and subsequently acquiescing to full body scans and further violations of our civil liberties, we’re handing al-Qaeda an easy victory. The attempt was a failure, but the overreaction in its aftermath turned it into an easy win for al-Qaeda.

Good job, Republicans. Good job, Fox News.

Speaking of which, it didn’t take long for Fox Nation to run a banner headline equating the failed Underpants Bomber incident with the earthquake in Haiti.

“Pres. Obama Reacts to Haiti Earthquake Faster Than Christmas Bomber”

Not surprisingly, Rush Limbaugh said the same thing on his Wednesday radio broadcast.

The implication of Limbaugh and the Fox Nation headline is that the President should have reacted more quickly to the relatively very minor Underpants Bomber than to a catastrophic earthquake that might’ve killed upwards of 500,000 people. In this case, they’re amplifying a failed incendiary device to a level more significant than a massive loss of life in one of the world’s most destructive natural disasters. (emphasis mine)

Of course the President is going to react more quickly to a disaster like the earthquake in Haiti than he is to a Junior Qaeda with an exploding taint (who, by the way, didn’t kill anyone).

And then, of course, this truth:

It never ceases to amaze me how a faction of allegedly tough-talking conservatives can be so easily frightened by a kid with exploding underpants who couldn’t even do it right. Listening to Republicans for the last several weeks, you’d think Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was a steroid-pumped, 12-foot-tall transforming robot with ICBMs strapped to his gigantic unit. In reality, this guy was the Steve-O of terrorists — only, Steve-O was usually successful when attempting to blow up his jockeys.