So, according to this story, John McCain is either senile or a wretched liar. Or possibly both.

Check it out: anti-everything banshee Michelle Bachman is sucking at the government’s teat to the tune of a quarter million dollars in subsidies to her family farm.

More on her socialist tendencies and that of others of her ilk.

And yes, her constituents are as insane as she is.

In other batshit crazy thug news, Glenn Beck has been named “Misinformer of the Year”. Congrats to that psychopath.

If you still have doubts as to why, here’s a montage:

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris is of the opinion that Barack Obama would have smothered baby Jesus in his manger or something. Don’t ask me, I can’t understand these idiots anymore. They just talk stupid and white morons eat it up.

Plus, Sarah Palin wins Politifact’s “Lie of the Year” award. It couldn’t have gone to a more deserving nitwit, though the runners-up are equally loathsome, stupid, and insane.

This really just needs to constantly be reiterated: John McCain is a non-stop, continuous piece-of-shit.

Comedy Central video link

Well said.

Judd Gregg is your typical slimebag Republican, more worried about scoring political points than in helping his constituents and Americans at large. But you already should have known that. If you didn’t, here’s more proof.

Shatner gets Limbaugh to finally admit what we know all Republicans in power believe: only rich people deserve health care:

Too bad there are millions of poor idiots who can’t see they are screwing themselves by voting for fools who believe this and listening to elitist shitheels like Limbaugh all day long.

Some leftovers for ya:

Your average Michelle Bachmann voter isn’t all that bright either. But you already knew that too I imagine.