In short, conservative mercenary dicks like Blackwater are recklesss, murderous, irresponsible frat boys, just like the party they vote for.

When they are shooting civilians (or each other), these idiots are using cute fake names to check out automatic weapons in a war zone, and then lose them.

Tell me once again how the money we are supposedly saving is making us any safer when these assclowns are world class screwups? Incidentally, when each of these gun-toting oafs is making like ten times what we pay a grunt, HOW are we saving any money?

Some Rethugs are more stupid than even I gave them credit for. Consult the list on that link for proof.

Look, you idiots voted to stop a job bills from being voted on. And then, when you fail and are forced to vote against a bill YOU NEVER WANTED TO VOTE ON, you go ahead and vote FOR it!?!

Really? I’m supposed to take anything you say seriously after that bit of nonsense? Come on!

See that smiling jackass up there? Yeah, he’s the fourth biggest contributor to FAUXNews. And when he’s not paying for racist, treasonous bullshit to be on American airwaves, he’s paying the families of suicide bombers to go kill women and children.

Of course, FAUX is now putting the hush alert out so you won’t be hearing anything bad about this ass clown or the Saudis from here on out.

Country first, huh?

While I’ve been posting positive and respectful homages to Howard Zinn, NPR has continued it’s slide to conservative BS “journalism” with a biased and insulting interview concerning Zinn’s passing.

At least this time at least one of their number understands that shitting on the dead is in poor form. Normal for conservatives, of course, but still the hallmark of a cretin.

Comedy Central video link

I don’t believe much of what this jackass is selling, but I do wish to post it for one significant laughable reason.

Michael Gerson, you see, is one of Bush’s speechwriters. You know, the president that never, EVER apologized for anything. You know, like ignoring threat assessments and getting 3,000 people killed in NYC. Or for starting a war in Iraq that has killed hundreds of thousands for no damn good reason. And so on, and so on.

So I find it hilarious and incredibly telling of the type of Republican bullshit and lies we’re forced to endure for some reason as a logical response to actual thought and legislation.

Gerson’s main complaint about the State of the Union speech is that Obama didn’t apologize “enough” for the things he could have done better.

Which is sad really. The guy who put the words into the “man” who ran away when our nation was attacked during 9/11 and never apologized for ignoring the evidence that an attack was going to happen. The failed man who killed 4,500 American military men and women needlessly never apologized for it. The weak man who killed hundreds of thousands of foreigners and called for a new Crusades never apologized.

The guy who wrote the lies for that unapologetic shit thinks Obama hasn’t apologized enough for saying he – and all of us – can do better. Incredible.

The problem with conservatives is that they often make oaths or promise things and then conveniently forget it when the moment comes to be ethical or just keep their word. Senator Patrick Leahy calls out Samuel Alito for basically lying to Congress during his confirmation hearings.

Why this is relevant today of all days is that Justice Alito went all Joe Wilson last night and broke decorum by editorializing during the State of the Union speech. Check it out:

What a turd. You are supposed to be above party bickering. That said, given said body’s response to weigh in on, much less ever bother to hear, Bush v. Gore pretty much says everything you need to know about the current Supreme Court.

If you feel the need to grimace while being amused by hypocrisy, this is the interview for you.

In it, NPR’s resident NeoThug basically gets on his knees and services The Orange Man, John Boehner.

Other than bearing that asshole’s children, I am really not sure what other service Inskeep could have done for him. And I am really, really, REALLY tired of NPR giving the GOP an open mike to air their bullshit without even once questioning their words, motive, intent, or honesty.

Seriously, it’s always, “let’s criticize the Dem plan without even the courtesy of a sound byte” and then give the conservative point of view without filter, analyze, or even the obvious outright “you’re kidding me, right?” response it usually deserves.

Want to know why I still refuse to donate to NPR and kinda want to kick myself for doing so? Start with Steve Inskeep.

In short, the Tea Baggers are traitorous, bigoted unoriginal bastards.

Just like I pretty much thought all along.

More on South Carolina’s dipshit Lieutenant Governor. Sadly, this will probably get him more votes amongst the Cracker/Talibangelical crowd.

Comedy Central video link