Yeah, another reason I can’t be a Republican is that I like dinosaurs. And science. Not to mention the concept of reality.
All that aside, this story concerning venom-packing dinosaurs both is exciting and downright frightening. Definitely worth a listen.
Somehow I always get suckered into posting these end-of-year lists. At least Time rolled a lot of them together to save, well, time. Enjoy.
So, according to this story, John McCain is either senile or a wretched liar. Or possibly both.
Remember, don’t overeat this holiday season!
Check it out: anti-everything banshee Michelle Bachman is sucking at the government’s teat to the tune of a quarter million dollars in subsidies to her family farm.
More on her socialist tendencies and that of others of her ilk.
And yes, her constituents are as insane as she is.
In other batshit crazy thug news, Glenn Beck has been named “Misinformer of the Year”. Congrats to that psychopath.
If you still have doubts as to why, here’s a montage:
Meanwhile, Chuck Norris is of the opinion that Barack Obama would have smothered baby Jesus in his manger or something. Don’t ask me, I can’t understand these idiots anymore. They just talk stupid and white morons eat it up.
Plus, Sarah Palin wins Politifact’s “Lie of the Year” award. It couldn’t have gone to a more deserving nitwit, though the runners-up are equally loathsome, stupid, and insane.
Damnit Ned, I was safe from this for quite awhile.
Now it’s back.
In my head.
In.
My.
Head!
