Bob Cesca’s Awesome Blog! Go!: WTF is Going On Here?

I get the Republicans being unpatriotic, racist fucktards. What I don’t get are liberals falling over themselves to out-denounce the GOP in disapproving of the Nobel Peace Prize. Bob Cesca nails my feelings on this:

And as for some of the liberals who are treating this like a negative, shame on you, too. This is a great day for the American presidency. But it’s more than just about any one man. This is about our collective reputation in the world. If you can’t recognize that, then I don’t know what else to tell you other than to remember how embarrassed you felt just a year ago when the previous president had utterly reduced our nation to a laughing stock. Show some appreciation for the big picture.

Bob Cesca’s Awesome Blog! Go!: Why Did Jesus Have to be Such a Commie?

More on the Conservative Bible Project.

Plus, in a similar vein, a guy tries to legally get a church to stop praying for him and his family to die violently after he protested against the Air Force Academy turning into Talibangelical Central. Seeing as he is Jewish, he had a problem with a government military force trying to convert everyone to wingnut style Christianity. He basically wants the church to “stop asking Jesus to plunder my fields … seize my assets, kill me and my family then wipe away our descendants for 10 generations.”

More compassionate conservatism than he wanted apparently.

Think Progress » Black NFL Players ‘Wouldn’t Play’ For Limbaugh’s Team: ‘He’s A Jerk’

“A lot of us took it as more of a racial-type thing. I can only imagine how his players would feel. I know I wouldn’t want to play for him. He’s a jerk. He’s an –. What he said (about McNabb) was inappropriate and insensitive, totally off-base. He could offer me whatever he wanted, I wouldn’t play for him. … I wouldn’t play for Rush Limbaugh. My principles are greater and I can’t be bought.”

– Jets linebacker Bart Scott

Looks like the prospect of Lush Rimjob buying the St. Louis Rams doesn’t sit well with some NFL players.

Let’s hope every player – regardless of color – thinks the same way. They won’t, but you’d like to think something this foul would inspire them to do the right thing.

Michele Bachmann’s wheel is still spinning, but the hamster is dead. « Margaret and Helen

Margaret, I know it has been a few years since we last made the trip across the pond, but I was wondering if anyone is still alive in Europe? I watched a little bit of Fox News this weekend and I’m afraid everyone in Europe might have died from lack of access to healthcare. What a shame. They had such delicious food and beautiful art.

I damn near laughed my ass off reading this. Enjoy.