{"id":6953,"date":"2009-10-20T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/?p=6953"},"modified":"2024-05-28T10:07:21","modified_gmt":"2024-05-28T15:07:21","slug":"john-mayer-im-going-to-forcefully-sodomize-your-editor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/2009\/10\/20\/john-mayer-im-going-to-forcefully-sodomize-your-editor\/","title":{"rendered":"John Mayer: I&#8217;m going to forcefully sodomize your editor."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is both&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/entertainment\/2009\/10\/john_mayer_threatens_to_sodomi.html?f=most-commented-vulture-7d5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">heartbreakingly brilliant and pathetic<\/a>&nbsp;all at the same time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Q: These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I&#8217;m trying to build my journalistic career here.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>A: You&#8217;re not building a journalistic career. You&#8217;re making yourself look like a moron and you&#8217;re not a moron. Who&#8217;s your editor?<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look, I have no idea who Christianna Ablahad is, nor do I really care. And I don&#8217;t care who her editor is either. That sad, if you are stupid enough to ask these loaded, inane questions to anyone, much less a musician who is only wanting to talk about his music, then you deserve all the abuse you get. If anything, this twit got off light.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As for John Mayer, I suddenly want to go to a bar with this guy and watch him get us both in a fight with some cute girl&#8217;s boyfriend that he is sure to piss off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is both&nbsp;heartbreakingly brilliant and pathetic&nbsp;all at the same time. Q: These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I&#8217;m trying to build my journalistic career here. A: You&#8217;re not building a journalistic career. You&#8217;re making yourself look like a moron and you&#8217;re not a moron. Who&#8217;s your editor? Look, I have no idea [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6953"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6954,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6953\/revisions\/6954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}