{"id":8818,"date":"2009-06-17T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/?p=8818"},"modified":"2024-07-15T10:39:15","modified_gmt":"2024-07-15T15:39:15","slug":"letterman-saves-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/2009\/06\/17\/letterman-saves-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Letterman Saves America"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something occurred to me just now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Since Letterman inadvertently started up his feud with Sarah Palin, not one right wing terrorist has shot up a church or tried to perform a mass killing at a Holocaust museum or gay theatre or abortion clinic or NAACP or LULAC affair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This means that the Palinites have stayed in their mom&#8217;s basements writing hate mail to CBS rather than assassinating Americans they don&#8217;t agree with. As long as they still have tissues to clean themselves off with while staring at their Miss Wasilla bathing suit posters, America is safe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somebody give this guy a medal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something occurred to me just now. Since Letterman inadvertently started up his feud with Sarah Palin, not one right wing terrorist has shot up a church or tried to perform a mass killing at a Holocaust museum or gay theatre or abortion clinic or NAACP or LULAC affair. This means that the Palinites have stayed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants-raves"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8819,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818\/revisions\/8819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallenfeldt.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}