The Good
The New Orleans Saints won at home last night, giving us happier images of the Superdome than those we had last year.
Bill Clinton finally realized that Bushites don't play fair and hit back at the FAUXNews/GOP/Big Oil-n-Pharma conglomerate. Let's hope he remembers he's supposed to keep fighting for Americans.
Troglodyte John Bolton will NOT be confirmed as our UN ambassador. Another slap in Bush's face and proof that our system can - at the very least - not endorse sociopaths in charge of our face at the United Nations (if not the White House).
Another GOP Congressional failure in our best interests is their inability to codify Bush's wiretapping hard-on into law.
The Bad
Despire all evidence to the contrary, Bush keeps trying to disprove that invading Iraq is good for terrorist recruitment. Imbecile.
The Army has extended the tour of up to 4,000 soldiers in Iraq. No thanks to Rumsfeld for continually underfunding our armed forces.
Anti-Muslim teachers in Maryland, and Black Republicans accusing Democrats of founding the KKK. Quick history lesson. Former Confederates like Nathan Bedford Forrest couldn't vote, and all racist Democrats joined the GOP back in the '60s when the Democratic Party stood with civil rights leaders like the ones who allow the Maryland Republican Party to even have moronic African-American members.
Bush has succeeded in blocking a report that links stronger hurricanes like Katrina to global warming. The GOP is still in denial folks.
The president of Zimbabwe is okay with the notion of torturing and beating union leaders. I imagine his invitation to the White House is in the mail.
The Weird
Keith Richards has apparently quit doing drugs.
FAUXNews is giving bad sex advice to college students. Seeing as their core audience is a pack of repressed sexual freaks who preach abstinence but get in kiddie porn, child abuse and animal sex, the hypocritical network tells Young Republicans to follow this advice: "If you're comfortable with your sexuality and it means having different partners, I honestly don't think it's a bad thing as long as everyone's practicing safe sex and it's consensual." Sounds like conservative doublespeak to me! Underage drinking, sex with strangers, and immoral behavior. Or maybe it's a Bush thing. I dunno.
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