Asshat Special Edition

Seriously, these folks just keep crawling out of the woodwork.

Conservatives are using a fake quote attributed to Lincoln that recommends we hang anyone who is against the troops (re: the Campbell Brown quote the other day).

Indeed, according to Congressman Virgil Goode of Virginia, we thinking Americans against the Iraq War are helping out the "Islamic jihadists who want the crescent and star to wave over the Capitol of the United States." That's right, the president can hold hands with Saudi princes, make backroom deals to keep oil prices high and screw over our troops, but call him out on it and YOU are aiding al-Qaeda.

Incidentally, in order to balance the budget to cover his giveaways to the rich and corporate, Bush is planning to cut funding for veteran's health. 'Atta boy George.

While he's at it, he is also actively planning to take away the rights of workers. So, his second veto will be anti-labor and against the will of the people as his first veto against science and stem cell research.

Speaking of anti-science, some moronic school in Maryland hired some fundamentalist cabal to teach their kids abstinence. Their method? Kids have to chew gum and then share it with each other. And not just one person to another either.

Conservatives are sick mofos.

Speaking of family values - or the lack of them - Supreme Court Villian Antonin Scalia's daughter just got busted for a DUI in Illinois. Bonus evil? She was so faced that she was also charged for child endangerment for having her three kids in the car with her. Precious.

Did You Know?
According to pre-war CentCom plans, we were only supposed to have 5,000 troops left in Iraq by December 2006. Meanwhile, in reality, Bush is trying to save his ass by throwing four times that many soldiers into a civil war no one planned on having erupt.

More on the cretins at the American Enterprise Institute who pull puppet boy Bush's strings.

Last up, I don't like mentioning that fat hypocrite junkie Limbaugh, but he crossed my personal threshhold this time. Basically, you can read it yourself, but he's part of the recent conservative meme to say that Barack Obama is so non-standard African-American that he's white.

Really? Does the KKK think that too? Probably not. You know, given the standard white conservative we've seen for the past few years, I'd be figuring people would want to opt out of that race and be something else. Definitely not try to join the Robertsons, Bushes, Cheneys, Limbaughs, Tancredos, DeLays, Santorums, et al of this world.