FTD are jackasses

So, I noticed I got a 20% AAA discount at FTD. So instead of going to the very cool, but very spendy English Garden Florist down the street, I figured I'd get a really good bouquet but try to save a couple bucks.

BIG MISTAKE! Fellas, take it from me. NEVER take a shortcut when it comes to Valentine's Day.

Not only did the flowers not get delivered, but FTD has no clue when this might happen. I sent a complaint email which I bet might get the shipping discounted, if that. No apology, no remorse, just apathy.

And apparently I'm only one of about 300,000 people this is happening to today.

Joy. Misery does NOT love company.