Hey! You fricking morons!

For all those conservatives this week who keep blabbing on and on that people should carry guns to work, school, church, swim meets, and to take a raging dump, I have a response to your insane illusions.

Here's what happens when people bring guns to work. And no, I doubt you'll ever convince EVERYONE to pack heat, so this is pretty much what will happen. People will get pissed about the slightest thing and the next thing you know, SWAT is waiting for you to either shoot someone or yourself. Maybe both.

And yes, there was an elementary school nearby. So go Cheney yourselves you crazy fools.